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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2007, 08:13:56 AM » |
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hmmm.... Note to self: next time I'm alone with the g/f, drink so much coffee I vibrate  
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2007, 08:35:22 AM » |
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ROFL to the last two posts
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2007, 11:19:10 AM » |
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I also find Starshmucks guilty of heresy. You should *see* what those people do to the sacred coffee-bean, how much they charge to do it, and how they've made it nigh-impossible to get COFFEE-FLAVORED COFFEE on this planet.
One of the few nice things about Jersey - our diners are open 24/7 and most of 'em know what real coffee is.
Fear not. Dunkin' Donuts will buy Starshmucks and totally remove all traces of coffee from the Yuppie F**k garbage they serve. This will be done as part of a great conspiracy: Dunkin' Donuts and Commerce Bank are in league to take over the world. Dunkin' Donuts will control the caffeine and Commerce Bank will control the money. Once they have achieved total domination in their respective industries they will both simply not open and hold the entirety of civilization hostage. With no access to caffeine or money the world will bow to its new masters. Some nut jobs are stockpiling guns and ammo for the coming apocalypses but I'm stockpiling Folger's baby! And do I fear the nuts with guns? Heck no! Without their caffeine they won't have the energy to get out of bed in the morning! |
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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2007, 11:40:39 AM » |
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Fear not. Dunkin' Donuts will buy Starshmucks and totally remove all traces of coffee from the Yuppie F**k garbage they serve.
This will be done as part of a great conspiracy:
Dunkin' Donuts and Commerce Bank are in league to take over the world. Dunkin' Donuts will control the caffeine and Commerce Bank will control the money. Once they have achieved total domination in their respective industries they will both simply not open and hold the entirety of civilization hostage. With no access to caffeine or money the world will bow to its new masters.
Some nut jobs are stockpiling guns and ammo for the coming apocalypses but I'm stockpiling Folger's baby! And do I fear the nuts with guns? Heck no! Without their caffeine they won't have the energy to get out of bed in the morning!
Ho hum, I have proven I can do without cofee, and with the job I have, I have proven I can make do with very little money so .... |
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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2007, 11:52:12 PM » |
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Maybe he does hate his job, and thinks if he vibrates enough, it will alter his base resonant frequency, and he'll slip sideways into the corresponding alternate universe, where he hopes he'll have a different one? |
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2007, 07:15:35 AM » |
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Fear not. Dunkin' Donuts will buy Starshmucks and totally remove all traces of coffee from the Yuppie F**k garbage they serve.
This will be done as part of a great conspiracy:
Dunkin' Donuts and Commerce Bank are in league to take over the world. Dunkin' Donuts will control the caffeine and Commerce Bank will control the money. Once they have achieved total domination in their respective industries they will both simply not open and hold the entirety of civilization hostage. With no access to caffeine or money the world will bow to its new masters.
Some nut jobs are stockpiling guns and ammo for the coming apocalypses but I'm stockpiling Folger's baby! And do I fear the nuts with guns? Heck no! Without their caffeine they won't have the energy to get out of bed in the morning!
*Somebody* hasn't been awake enough in the mornings to hear the Dunkin' Donuts commercials bragging about all the flavored iced coffees they're selling for the summer.... |
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« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2007, 12:21:30 PM » |
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*Somebody* hasn't been awake enough in the mornings to hear the Dunkin' Donuts commercials bragging about all the flavored iced coffees they're selling for the summer....
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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2007, 08:00:52 AM » |
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Maybe I should start a blog: "Me, My coffee, and the misadventures we've shared"
So I took some fruit to work for breakfast rather than buying from the local roach coach. I pull the trash can over in front of my chair so I can peel some clementines and drop the peels right in. So far so good. I did buy some coffee and I'm drinking and reading some online comics, Greystone Inn at the time. So I finish the coffee and, out of habit, toss the cup away where the trash can should have been! No real damage done but I felt a bit foolish.
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2007, 11:57:09 PM » |
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Espresso (tangential pet peeve: hello, Earth, there is no "x" in the word "espresso"!)
One takes the "expresso" in order to get to work faster. One drinks espresso in order to complete one's work more quickly. |
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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2007, 07:34:58 AM » |
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Expresso is what you do a few hours after drinking espresso  |
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