For Tiny:
Magnos, Alien Destroyer was voted as one of the worst animes in the history of pen and ink. It was so horrible that words actually fail to describe exactly how god-smashingly aborable this piece of sub-tripe is. Actually, I can't even call it sub-tripe, as that would be an insult to any existing sub-tripe.
Magnos was so horrible I think it actually has a permanent spot within the Cherry Hill Experiment, or so I've heard. It includes such wonderful pieces of sub-human insanity as this...
"I must inform our leader, Xerxes Tireiron Dada."
Yup, that's the main villian's name... "Xerxes Tireiron Dada".
They used a giant Robot called Magnos, who used magnetism as its ... whatever the hell it had... and well, it was two vehicles that combined to form the giant mistake of science. Well, since it was "Too Dangerous" to combine with the pilots inside their respective vehicles, the pilots had to LEAVE THE SAFETY OF THEIR VEHICLES and PLUMMET TO THEIR DOOM while the vehicles combined to form Magnos, who would then rob them of the bliss of the grave by catching them and putting them in the cockpit.
Oh, and the best was when they found out Magnos' weakness.... WEAK ANKLES!
So they send a monster yadda yadda firebreath yadda yadda melt ankles. The designer of Magnos says something to the effect of "I knew the robot had bad ankles so... I put in a countermeasure."
Was that countermeasure Stronger Ankles?! NOOOO....
Magnos had a built in wheelchair. I can't make this up. I'm going to go back to my cubicle and drink now. I hope this makes you happy.....
