Another point for Ninjas

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So they released pictures of Ray Park (yes aka Darth Maul) in his getup for Snake Eyes, in the upcoming GI Joe flick.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2008-03-20-gi-joe-preview_N.htm

Now be honest here...wouldn't you rather be that strong silent badass type?  Or would ya rather be chatty cathy/pretty-boy Johnny Depp.  A "pirate" who needs a hairstylist, lessons in how to apply the right amount of mascara, walks around like a septagenarian rock star, and who's always is wondering where the rum has gone.  Betcha Snake Eyes always knows where the rum is!! :-P

[GJSchaller]

Bah.  Sparrow has been kicked off the ship.  Why do you think he lost the Peal not once, but TWICE?

Barbosa vs. Snake Eyes, now... Hrm.  Tough call.

[Kate Beaman-Martinez]

Now be honest here...wouldn't you rather be that strong silent badass type? Or would ya rather be chatty cathy/pretty-boy Johnny Depp. A "pirate" who needs a hairstylist, lessons in how to apply the right amount of mascara, walks around like a septagenarian rock star, and who's always is wondering where the rum has gone. Betcha Snake Eyes always knows where the rum is!! :-P

Yes, but does Snake Eyes get the girl? Or to... shiver his timber? 

[Sinkuu]

uh, yes.  Snake-Eyes and Scarlett have always been an item.

from Snake-Eyes' wikipedia page:

When shown out of his uniform, Snake-Eyes is around six feet tall and athletic in build, with blonde hair and blue eyes. He has a pet wolf named Timber that has appeared several times in toys, comics, and animation. Snake-Eyes is romantically involved with fellow G.I. Joe member Master Sergeant Shana M. O'Hara, a.k.a. Scarlett, and he has an apprentice, Kamakura.

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See the man gets a wolf, and a fox.  *dodges incomings*