If you, like myself and many other hapless movie watchers, have fallen victim to seeing more than one minute of ANY FILM by Dr. Uwe Boll (House Of The Dead, Alone In The Dark, Bloodrayne, In The Name Of The King, etc...) then you know he MUST BE STOPPED! Well, here's our chance.
http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.htmlFearNet.com started an online petition to drive a point home to the teutonic terrorizer of the video-game-to-movie market. That point being that he should never, ever make another film again. Convinced of his own genius, (
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/09/uwe-boll-claims-he-is-the-only-genius-in-the-whole-fn-business/) Dr. Boll says he will only retire from what he dubiously calls "filmmaking" if there are one million signatures.
This is a chance we can ill afford to pass up!If you have witnessed the cinematic turds he has squeezed out, if you are as despondent as I over the bizarre fact that he keeps getting bigger and better casts and budgets, if you know deep down in your heart of hearts that he must be struck down and smote like the mad scientists that obviously spawned him then please, oh please, sign this petition. Strike a blow for Great Justice!
Oh...and pass it on to whomever might be interested.
