11. Thou shalt not screw with PlayStation hardware; for the PlayStation is a good PlayStation, but may rise up with great vengeance and furious anger if desecrated by man.
Mine's probably getting its opticals fixed one last time, upgraded with a hard drive, and turned into a Linux something.
Hmm. Wonder if anyone's yet used a Linux-PS2 as a media-center PC... this could solve one problem I'm facing with my impending relocation.