I just have to say...

[`_100003005030 (Zero)]

Don't mind us.  Just us old-timers (anybody out of college, in this case) fondly remember the days when it was pretty much our job to read books.  Good ones, even.  And how much we didn't appreciate it at the time.

You think the time to get through those is difficult to find now.  Just wait, Grasshopper.

Linda
Mentally Singing "I Wish I Could Go Back to College" from Avenue Q

[Denn]

Omg. My school is the coolest! We have a Jedi Academy! Yes you heard right a Jedi Academy! How awesome is that? We get to basically do Jedi related activities and move up in ranks according to our midichlorians (our dedication to the club basically). The ranks go from Jedi Initiate, Jedi Padawan, Jedi Knight, and Jedi Master. There are certain tasks we must complete before we rise to the next rank. Like in order to go from a Padawan to a Knight we must first construct our own lightsabers. Yes you read that right. We make our own lightsabers. And a couple of my favorite ones are to become a Master from a Knight. You have to make a full Jedi robe uniform and another is (my favorite *GLEE!!*) watching all 6 Star Wars movies within a 24 hour period! Tell me this club is not cool. Plus we have Star Wars themed parties like the one coming up in November to celebrate the release of Episode 3 and Battlefront 2. 4 words. I LOVE MY SCHOOL!